In the nine months since my wife and I have lived here (nine months already...wow!), when people find out we moved here from Vegas, the response more times than not is "Why did you move here?" Well, I just want to let all of those people that live here to know just what is so cool about Louisville. So, ala Letterman, here is my Top Ten Reasons Louisville Is A Good Place to Live.
10. It only rains every other day.
9. Rolled Oysters. (What the...?)
8. Contrary to popular belief outside the state, there are plenty of dentists in Kentucky.
7. Tax money not wasted on pesky things like road repair.
6. Mosquitoes are big enough to put a leash on and keep as cheap pets.
5. City motto changing from "Do Something Original" to "Where Else You Gonna Go...Indiana?!?"
4. Summer breeze plus Ohio River equals fun for the nose!
3. By day, Mayor Abramson runs city, by night he fights crime in a bird costume as Captain Cardinal.
2. Louisville banks no longer bury your money in their backyard...now use shoeboxes in dresser drawers.
And the number one reason that Louisville Is A Good Place to Live is...
1. The questions "Is It Hot Enough For You," and Is It Cold Enough For You," never get old!
After a lengthy sabatical, he sits in front of his computer, fingers ready at the keyboard. So much to say...so much to write. Topics race wildly through his mind, each fighting for the right to take their rightful place on the field of honor...the blog. Many will read the entries. Some will cry. Some will laugh. But one thing is certain...he must write, because he is...the Media Pastor.
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