After a lengthy sabatical, he sits in front of his computer, fingers ready at the keyboard. So much to say...so much to write. Topics race wildly through his mind, each fighting for the right to take their rightful place on the field of honor...the blog. Many will read the entries. Some will cry. Some will laugh. But one thing is certain...he must write, because he is...the Media Pastor.

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

What To Talk About...


I dont know what topic to breach today. Let's review some events from the past week...

I could talk about how people ignore a woman who's car won't start...even the woman parked next to her wouldn't take 5 minutes to give her a jump.

I could talk about about the moron who locked his only set of keys in the car, and spent the next 2 solid hours opening it with nothing but 3 rocks, a wedge of mulch and half a coat hanger (kinda like McGiver!).

I could talk about a boy and his first excruciating back injury in 41 years on planet Earth.

I could talk about having to buy a battery for a car, and finding out the only battery the car will take costs $70.

I could talk about how every Cardinal fan thinks Louisville should be ranked in the top 2 in the nation, even though they have a new coach and only one great season under their belts.

I could talk about biting down on a Boston Baked Bean and breaking a tooth...one of the few left intact.

I could talk about not being able to find a single pair of tube socks without a hole in the toes.

I could talk about the fact that withdrawing $20 from a "non-network" ATM costs $4.

Or, I could talk about how a certain company has an automatic sprinkler system that pops on in the middle of the day, just when a certain employee is standing smack dab in the center of the lawn...

Personally, I like the Mcgiver thing.

How did your week go?