I just read a story (click here) that says milk could soar to $5 per gallon by the end of the year, well over the cost of a gallon of gas. This bit of news seems to be throwing panick into dairy lovers of all ages and backgrounds. I'm here to say...who cares?!?
Let me explain.
Gas has so many benefits. It powers our cars, let's us keep our grass in line (lawnmowers...keep it clean), helps us to create more and more motor scooter jokes, cleans anything off of anything (according to my dad), helps the charcoal get nice and hot really fast (again, according to my dad), let's us vacation on the mighty seas on luxurious cruises, and keeps about 4 billion people around the world employed searching for, creating, selling and cleaning up gas. The only downside? Maybe...and it's still controversial...maybe causes a small amount of greenhouse gases. Big Deal. So we have palm trees in Louisville.
Now, milk. What does it do? You can dunk cookies, and drown cereal. Big deal...I've been eating my cereal straight from the box, dry, for 30 years! Downsides? Lactose intolerance, and you have to drink somethink that comes from a freaky part of the cow. What were they thinkin'?
Personally $10 bucks a gallon for milk wouldn't bother me. Frankly, I wouldn't spend the $2.92per gallon of gas to go buy milk.
I say "Go Gas! No Milk!"
Compelling, aint it?
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When you get "older", the sweet Laura (who happens to LOVE milk and is horrified by the rising prices) will only have about 1/4 the sympathy she would normally have for you when you are hunched over in the mode of tieing your shoe at all times. (Just to bring that out of the medical terminology overload, you will have osteoperosis)
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